Valium Is My Favorite Color
amy: little monster, thespian, future new-yorker

my face

bucket list

the sherlock to my watson

the glinda to my elphaba
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rupsidaisy:

divascreech:

foodvalley:

“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

go outside

didn’t know depression was selective in who it affects

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Les Misérables Broadway Revival (2014)

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kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

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illkim:

You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.

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smartgirlsattheparty:

Yes.

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trevorcharles:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD

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snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

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mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

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howdoyoutakeoff:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how Legally Blonde featured an animosity between two girls vying for a man’s attention but ultimately ended with both of them dumping him and later becoming best friends because girl hate (especially over a guy like Warner) is stupid and a waste of everyone’s time

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cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

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I love drinking coconut water
- No you don’t you pretentious hipster asshole. That shit tastes like ass that’s been sitting in ass juice for five days you nasty (via portugoose)
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the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

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babeobaggins:

finally, a dance i can do

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