the sherlock to my watson
the glinda to my elphaba
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
didn’t know depression was selective in who it affects
Les Misérables Broadway Revival (2014)
go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..
You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.
This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!
"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD
cigarettes are soooo nasty
LOL, howabout no
you put up a compelling argument
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how Legally Blonde featured an animosity between two girls vying for a man’s attention but ultimately ended with both of them dumping him and later becoming best friends because girl hate (especially over a guy like Warner) is stupid and a waste of everyone’s time
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden
"i love u my dumpling"