halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via snooberry)


  • Baby: Da-, Da-
  • Parents: Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?!
  • Baby: Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.

purradox:

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

there are people that cant do that??????????

(via prettyboyangel-at-221b)




prince-hans-pants:

santino fontana
what a wonderful phrase
santino fontana
ain’t no passin’ craze

(via gabeebert)


third-personomniscient:

nothinbutmaggotybread:

when i see a cute boy

image

I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded

(via worldsonlyconsultingassbutt)





sparkafterdark:

lareinaana:

wakaflaquita:

is rice not the best link between all poc?

the most wonderful common denominator?

#ricesolidarity

"Rice is good"

"haha yeah rice is awesome fuck white people"

image

(via hogwartswhovianonbakerstreet)



cradily:

slutcentre:

did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)

sounds like you werent invited to that sleepover..

(via if-you-ever-think-of-me)